Bill Text: TX HR871 | 2021-2022 | 87th Legislature | Enrolled
Bill Title: Recognizing Representative Andrew Murr's moustache as the Official Moustache of the House of Representatives of the 87th Texas Legislature.
Spectrum: Partisan Bill (Republican 1-0)
Status: (Passed) 2021-05-05 - Reported enrolled [HR871 Detail]
Download: Texas-2021-HR871-Enrolled.html
H.R. No. 871 |
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WHEREAS, Rarely have the members of the Texas House of | ||
Representatives seen anything as spectacular in the halls of the | ||
Capitol as the moustache of the Honorable Andrew Murr, the | ||
representative for District 53; and | ||
WHEREAS, Before making its show-stopping debut in the Texas | ||
Legislature, Representative Murr's impressive handlebar moustache | ||
was previously employed in the movie Tombstone, where it graced the | ||
upper lip of Kurt Russell during the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral, | ||
and it is distantly related to the somewhat curlier moustache of | ||
Snidely Whiplash, the bushier moustache of Tom Selleck, and the | ||
more fastidiously trimmed moustache of Clark Gable; and | ||
WHEREAS, The latest in the proud tradition of manly facial | ||
hair, this is truly a Murr-stache for the ages, a magnificent, | ||
two-fisted soup-strainer that will haunt the dreams of | ||
Representative Murr's colleagues and constituents and echo through | ||
the annals of Texas lore for as long as the Lone Star flag waves over | ||
the rugged bluffs and canyons of the Hill Country; now, therefore, | ||
be it | ||
RESOLVED, That the House of Representatives of the 87th Texas | ||
Legislature hereby recognize Representative Andrew Murr's | ||
moustache as the Official Moustache of the House of Representatives | ||
of the 87th Texas Legislature and that the representative be | ||
commended for adding some dashing frontier flair to the house | ||
chamber. | ||
Patterson | ||
______________________________ | ||
Speaker of the House | ||
I certify that H.R. No. 871 was adopted by the House on April | ||
30, 2021, by a non-record vote. | ||
______________________________ | ||
Chief Clerk of the House | ||